Amazing hypnosis makes me call home

(watch this first, fullscreen,--then proceed to the videos below! =)

Tricks with treats!

Sure to rot your sweet tooth. =) Happy Halloween

No artificial chemicals, and safe in moderation...

NEW VIDEO MEDICATION!!

*Bananarilaxxx
Here I demonstrate the effects of Bananarilaxx. This drug is prescribed only for New Yorkers who can attend this limited edition Saturday party (starting May 16th) at the Gorilla Club. I'll also be the offical pharmicist. Side effect include dizzyness, ape-like behaviour, uncontrollable dance movements, sexual stimulation, chest hair and possible next-day hangovers.




*High Fructose Corn Syrup
Ask, no, call him "doctor" for a quick rush of energy! Side effects may include transgendered cross dressing, glitterectomies, self-mutilation, racism, and soft filter vision.




*Caninelegra
Prescribed for relief from depression. Side Effects may include monochromatic vision, hearing voices from animals and uncontrollable urges to dress up little dogs.




*Fagotron
Prescribed for ADD. Side effects may include repeated viewings, psychelic hallucinations, childhood flashbacks and amorous feelings for the cute Aussie creator (POGO) of this video medication.



*Alohamora
Also by the makers of Fagatron. Side effects include those of Fagotron plus the ability to unlock doors..

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