October 11, 2006

Craigslist Sneaker S/M




After seeing this on Craiglist, I couldn't resist replying. Below is a transcript of our correspondence:
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From: Brian
To: pers-127163721@craigslist.org
Subject: bring it to me, faggot.
Date: Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:05:25 -0800 (PST)

yo,

I laughed my ass off when I saw your ad. That's the best that
you pathetic faggot can come up with? Damn, If you are really as lame and retarded as your ad, get me a pair of new sneakers and bring then to where I tell you. You wont get any appreciation here, I'll just treat you like the stupid piece of faggot scum you are.

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E Daniel wrote:

fuck, that's so hot!! i love
your attitude. is that really you in the
pic??? what size feet do you have? would you been into making me
lick the treads of your worn sneakers too?

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Brian wrote:

10.5
i'll not only make you lick the treads of my old sneakers, i'll
make you inhale the stale aroma of the inside while I laugh at how
pathetic you look sniffing my old shoes.

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E Daniel wrote:

that pic of you in the truck is
SOOO hot!!! it'd be so fucking wild to be laughed
at by such a young dominant guy. do you live alone - could i
also clean your apartment?

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Brian wrote:

my apartment is none of your business. Waching you do a terrible job
cleaning anything of mine is a waste of time for me. You must first
buy me expensive sneakers and then I'll let you lick the soles of my old shoes and the ground I walk on. fucker

buy these:


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E Daniel wrote:

DAMN!!! that pic is AWESOME!!! did You just make it? can You make
one that says "Buy me sneakers, faggot" ??? Those shoes are PERFECT - they are totally straight. I fucking love them.

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I stopped replying after this, as did he.

With so much 'back-and-forth', I assumed E Daniel would just jerk off, and wimp out on his promises....





I'm Silky Freckly, and this time I SAY

3 comments:

Fernando Carpaneda said...

cool blog man!


:)

Anonymous said...

Hey Silky Freckly...I like a lot this sneakerz story...!!!
Thanx !

-Djam'L Hab Al Sultan, the son ov the son ov the Old in the Alamut's Mountain

The Michaelinator said...

I couldn't stop laughing.