December 21, 2007

Yo Christmas Tree....




More Xmess Trees:







**Remember to keep your tree nice and wet!



December 15, 2007

December 5, 2007

New SUPERM targets



My new drawings for toilet cops in heat waves, horny guys in rehabilitation with missing limbs, HUNGry sexicans eating final foods, and troops of all peaces this holidaze seaSON




Asstronaut


Big America Killed
(Brian Kenny & Slava Mogutin)


Final Food
(Brian Kenny & Christophe Chemin)


Out of Order


Dirt Biggers, Toilet Cop






December 4, 2007

The Beginning of










(interview in english)


THE/END. Website
THE/END. of Myspace


December 1, 2007

Proclamation of a Mancipation



Embracer runs 50 yards....
and.. BOOOOM!
Downtube Mother Fucker!
so fat you broke the TV so fast!
sucking surge on Con Edision fat ass compass!
no hard feelings, just wasted time
and of this moment, it's showtime!
turn on the camera
I can see it works, your face in this light
someone up to me, no losers
i have to confess
they all eat ass, hungry and challenging
holding their names to a team
so perfectly unconscious to my reaction..
how about this:
I have a blog!
don't ask don't tell people things I cant tell them on TV?
streaming inches away...
streaming in my mouth
then moving on
and coming back for more
a long dragon vanishing down the drain
my children are swimming now
and I've returned my videos
a faint smell of cock
are you gay?
yes
OK, rollback Dont Ask Dont Tell!
tell em, all faggots can openly protect american big business money with their lives.
let's find out what happens!
Hey soldier!
Hey Rainbow Rambo!
GI 69!
Private Positions!
Did you bag a rag?
Did you piss on this?
most honorable business orientation, you too can blow your mind
because we're giving it away for free,
so it must be good.







Eh, So it, uh, must be good eh?
Yeh a little good times? yah Know?
Feelin, uh, easy and good yeh?
Smooth moves eh? All night long? yeh?
yeh nyc'e face all nite eh?
a little free dinner yeh?
yeh? huh? Yeh?






November 22, 2007

Justice for Warming


Before making your decisions, be sure to weigh the pros and cons

prostitution
constitution

professional
confessional

pro men
con men

concession
procession

conduct
product

contest
protest

congress
progress

conduce
produce

procentrate, conblem, prodileeza, confane, procept, confit, procern, proclusion, pronection, prodition progestion pronoisseur, contagonist, proquistador, conperty, prosumer, conactive, protemporary, concreate, protent, conject

November 8, 2007

October 26, 2007

****NEW TEXT MESSAGE RECEIVED!!!****

Fr: Josh

Casual fisting
Politely smelling
Poppers

Oct 14, 2:30pm



Re: Brian

Judge Double
Facelift cop
doctor

Oct 14, 2:55pm



Fr: Josh

Rubber fist
Baby bumpers

Oct 14, 3:40pm



Re: Brian

Casual military
Fisting Casualty

Oct 15 10:34 pm



Fr: Josh

Sad sadistic
fisting fishes

Oct 15, 10:36pm



Re: Brian

Fishy City
Anal Oysters

Oct, 15 10:41pm



Fr: Josh

Syphillis
seriousness
ghonarrealness

Oct 16, 4:55pm



Fr: Josh

Casualties
resulting from
casual fisting
frustrates
frontal fighting
and forced the
fractilization
and foamentation
of fighting
between enemy
forces

Oct 21, 9:49pm



Re: Brian

clASSy cans of
cocky chicken
clASSicals up in
a corncave men
cornER for
cross-cuntry
cost cuts

Oct 24, 8:32pm



Fr: Josh

I love the
cuntry. Ill be
there on monday

Oct 24, 8:33pm

October 25, 2007

October 23, 2007

From Limb to Limb




Just for fun 24/7



Sex Object



Amputee Therapy



Two Heads are better than one!




Less Than Four but so much more!


October 19, 2007

Gangsta Dance Contest!



Who's the Boss? Watch and vote below.




Contestant # 1



Contestant # 2



Contestant # 3



Contestant # 4



Contestant # 5




October 9, 2007

BLACK PETER WAZ HERE





Today I discovered that my comrade Black Peter, member of the tri-international SPUTNIK crew zombie congress, launched his own satellite into the blogsphere. It was so hot I linked all over the place. Seeing his new drawings aroused my own tendencies toward horny behaviors, and intimate radicalities.

October 4, 2007

SPUTNIK IN SPACE





Today is the 50th Anniversary of the launch of the world's first artificial satellite SPUTNIK. We've come a long way in 50 years. Our current (known) satellite count is now 24,972 with roughly 10% still in use. After we 'defeat' climate change, I'm sure our next big problem will be cleaning up the space landfills orbiting earth. I just hope that by the time another 50 years pass, I'll being to send myself into orbit. Maybe hit on hot guys on the Moon's 1/4 gravity nASSa nightclubs or ponder life watching the space station eject my piss in a frozen yellow spray after I flush. More importantly, who will be the first to send his/her coffin into deep space? And what new sports will we be watching in the 2058 Olympics? What will we have to wear if we wanna get involved in sports?



This is some really beautiful footage of SPUTNIK and its R-7 rocket.





*I'm Silky Freckly and YEEAAAHHH SPUTNIK..SMBKGA!!!!!

September 28, 2007

Wrestling Tips & Techniques

video

In this series, notice the wrestling singlet force the match and keep him off balance by attacking first and continuously. Never allow calls when in the bedroom ring, this isn't hip-hop, it's hip-hug. Never wear anything other than spandex for wholesome squeezing, but remember, www.greccogear.com. Follow through or withdraw.





video

Beefy Wrestler: Oh Coach, my leg's acting up again! What do I do? (adjusts himself)

Coach:
Removing your leg might help out your game, it's clearly preventing a win. Either control your opponent's HIPS, destroy his PROPs or attack his HEAD! Pain and your hot beef aside, learning to ride from both sides will maximize your efforts. When you chop a man down, cut the arm where it bends and move your outside knee forward in order to prevent your head from dropping. Keep your knee in his singlet butt! Or, just hit the showers and wait for me. (adjusts himself)

Beefy Wrestler: (adjusts himself)





video

Staying on top and in charge. This Silver wrestler, through a series of chain moves and hard-ons, has managed to dominate his opponent and win. Achieved through rigorous Mental planning and exceeding physical expectations, his win stands erect in the face of the crowd. And although his success was hard won and he was certainly stiff competition, his mighty boner overpowers his desire to stay in the ring longer and collect his laurels. Luckily for him, the locker room is up next.






video

The red KINGS wrestler is another model-team player, especially with his KING-SIZE package. What's sad is that this gifted player is doing his best to hide his secret weapon. Unfortunately, this embarrassing and anxious process of hiding his MVPenis, will most likely affect his performance negatively in the ring. Think about it. If this contender proudly stood tall in his singlet with a raging hard-on, any anxiety or uncertainty that the player would have accepted and tried to subdue, would instead be transferred onto any opponent he would face. Imagine the fear an opponent must feel in knowing he had to wrestle a young man who obviously had NOTHING to be afraid of. Subversively, the KINGS wrestler stands to gain extra motivation and hidden power because his solid wood is proof that his entire body is saying YES, LET'S DO IT! And that is a winning attitude.





September 20, 2007

All systems go, go, go, 3...2...1...

The wait is over. Launch prep was a long process, but worth the weight for weightlessness. I'm proud to announce the launch of my cosmonaut's newest cyberspace station:

September 12, 2007

BBBrrrring!.........BBBrrrring!.................

"yo dawg, where u at? I'm sweatin mah ballz off here!"



(at a big hip hop party)
"WHAT?!! YO TALK LOUDER, I CANT' HEAR YOU OVER THIS BEAT!
DAWG YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS!"
(holds phone up to the rapper)



"... its so expensive the processing, i want to see you before you leave, so much work we'll drink together...."




"Yeah I wrote that song yesterday, when this sun was goin down,
like so much stuff..." Fuck It makes me miss him, ya know....



"Yeh,.. I miss you too..."




"Fuck you both, dis is the SHIT, THA SHIT!!!!!!



STUNTIN!!! You See this?


September 11, 2007

NYC 9/11/007








This is the view from the fire escape on 9-11-007.
It reminds me of the Gotham distress signal for Batman. Maybe it's New York's own signal for a superhero that 6 years later, still hasn't come to Ground Zero. Although our American Memorial Hole for Heroes has an impressive presskit, and enormous promise, it's continual neglect makes me wonder about the 'war' that has distracted us.

September 6, 2007

Think Inside the Box



video



It's Fashion Time in the city, and last night Slava and I went to the CK 25 Year Anniversary Underwear Party. The invites were shiny pieces of sheet metal, complete with metal drinking straws. This clip comes from behind the Calvin Klein glass coffin of trapped beauties. With increased police presence in New York these tourist days, they managed to comply with a more stylish version of maximumodel security. Step aside Popemobile, the CKbox! I was still hoping that the box was really a tank for a group shower, or a life-size model snow globe complete with hydraulics, or the shields for a giant SUPERModel food fight using all the piles of food the catering couldn't distribute to the crowds of dieting fashionistas. But, they were giving away tasty bacon burgers and champagne.



Yonni Yonson from Wisconsin has this to say about Calvin Klein's Altered States

video

Turn This Into Something






Peter VS Robot
(i'm in this one if you can spot me)



This is an outtake "SEA WEED" for another of Gio music videos. It was back in February, snowing non-stop and we were shooting in crazy costumes, black balloons paint and face masks, on top of this funky hotel that served Jager-bombs before check-out. After the shoot, Gio and I threw our OTK party at BoysRoom with Guest DJ Bruce LaBruce. Gio's gonna be on the big screens yo, he plays "Rudolf" in LaBruce's upcoming zombie movie OTTO or Up With Dead People






GIO CHOCOLATE FACES:

BLACK PETER WAZ HERE (Gio's Blog)
Performance Pics
GIO's artwork
GIO on MySpace
D List
BLACK PETER GROUP on MySpace

August 29, 2007

Hi! My Name is.....


Hi, My name is (who)
My name is (what)
My name is


BRIAN KENNY



BRIAN KENNY


BRIAN KENNY


May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Brian Kenny please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Brian Kenny please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..



The 102 BRIAN KENNY's on MySpace

everywhere....
Brian Kenny
Brian Kenny
Brian Kenny
Brian Kenny
Brian Kenny
Brian Kenny
Brian Kenny
Brian Kenny


And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!



Brian Kenny

August 18, 2007

NINJA THIS

My drawings in the new NINJA aka unLABelled Magazine. Click the thumbs for a larger view.










I encourage you to download the whole issue 4 free.99
HERE.