Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts

December 13, 2009

May 6, 2009

Shaping Up!

Last weekend Slava and I went to see the "Younger than Jesus" at the New Museum. Personally I think the title is kind of misleading. I know it refers to the artists all being under 33, but when I hear that title, I immediately think 'Jesus'. Actually, it would be interesting if they did a contemporary Jesus art show... I liked AIDS 3D's "OMG obelisk" and Ryan Trecartin's ongoing video madness. But my favorite was a video by Polish artist Anna Molska. "Tanagram" features two totally hot young men in sexy black jock-stap/thong combos with military style helmets rearranging large black shapes on rollers. Together they create one shape after another to changing background music ranging from soviet-style fanfares to minimalist arpeggios. The effect is hypnotic, I watched it over and over.

Here are some photos Slava took of the video:



























































April 26, 2009

Before you go... one more snow

My underwear courtesy of Karol and Pawel (of DIK Fagazine)
Video produced for MARIO'S DIK project

April 13, 2009

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Brilliant in their hobby for others. Whichever routes banality, this sock monkey codifies the contemporaneous, the basics , giving bro to the bromide here. Begin making great drinks once you learn these so called Generation Alt-Control-Deleter's alka seltzer cocktails of your own. Just like any trade or craft, there are words like chaotic cacophony of vacuous vicissitude that these tech-savvy teens term, like delaware-beware systematics, that are specific to mixology and will come across often. Some of these while at the same time terms take on a completely different meaning than when licensed to extemporaneous existence. A first hand glimpse into the Bartending choice for some, you take experiences to become familiar with popular cocktails. New found knowledge to begin creating great spirited concoctions that are used outside of the bar may be confusing when first learning their "spirited meanings", a few tips, tricks and techniques that you will need to will help you get along in a career or in your experiences as a bar patron, the very bowels of the one way trip to flip your pyscho ecstasy hole that few among the decent would ever want to take.

February 26, 2009

Forecast Before Five





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December 24, 2008

Explosive Gymnast Matrioschkas









Now on view at ENVOY




PS- MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

November 6, 2008

August 12, 2008

GOLDEN BRONZE

It's been awhile since I've been so excited to watch sporting events on TV. Superbowls just fly by me, and most of my sports fanaticism only surfaces when I manage to see something in person at the stadium or court. Regardless, last night I was glued to the cathode ray tube watching with mounting excitement, the mens synchronized diving, then Golden Boy Phelps doing the fastest laps in the pool
and finally (my favorite) the Men's Gymnastics Finals. After the coverage ended, I was so excited I had trouble sleeping. Seeing so many impressive and good-looking athletes perform made me feel overcome with nostalgia, inspiration and pride for the human species.


I love Gymnastics. I was a competitive gymnast when I was kid, and it was the only sport I ever took seriously. I joined the sport in order to learn how to do flips to impress my friends and competed for 4 years until our family moved to another state without a proper facility. I made it as far as Regional competitions and was a part of the best boys team in Colorado. It was a real commitment, but paid off long term in giving me a greater awareness of my body. My favorite events was Floor and High-Bar. I was easily the tallest kid on my team (gymnastics favors the short guys) and at the time , I felt foolish and self-conscious wearing such short shorts and tight spandex. Now, of course, a big part of thrill of watching gymnastics is admiring the beauties and how good they look in those shiny uniforms! Although in Beijing, the Chinese gymnasts won Gold (and rightly so), I feel like the Americans also deserve a gold medal for looking so impressively sexy. Here's a breakdown of my favorite flip-floppers:

JUSTIN SPRING
a.k.a. Prince Harry's studlier twin brother.
He's the tallest on the team at 5'6 He's a real beauty to watch on high-bar, preforming at a higher difficulty level than the Chinese. In his spare time, Justin enjoys auto-mechanics and motocycling.






ALEXANDER (Sasha) ARTEMEV
A Pommel Horse Power House
The US was intially in line for silver but after a few disasters by other teamates on Floor and Pommel, the team was stuggling against Germany for Bronze. Luckily Sasha's amazing Pommel Horse routine last night secured the medal.






JONATHAN HORTON
Horton's a Who's Who.
Team leader and cowboy, Jon was easily the best all around gymnast I watched. He was consistently sticking his landings and for a really small guy, he is defintely a BIG STUD.




RAJ BHAVSAR
I'm glad this hottie got a chance to compete this time. Both in '04 and '08, he was crushed to learn he had just missed making the olympic team. Fortunately for him, (and us) when the Hamm brothers dropped off the teams due to injuries, Raj finally became an Olympian.






Olympian teamate Joseph Haggerty. Incredible gymnast, but always seems upset...



CONGRATULATIONS TO THE MENS OLYMPIC
US GYMNASTICS TEAM
!