Animal Weirdness Film Festival.

*in loving memory of my family dog MAX, whose animal weirdness included going down playground slides, singing with sirens, and surviving 3 chocolate birthday cakes and antifreeze.



DOG NARCOLEPSY


CATS RIDIN DURTY


SPLIT PERSONALITY


SUPER BIRD

A SHORT PLAY

(to be filmed as one long shot, no cuts or backpacks or flashbacks)

A: Is Myspace really MY space?

B: no. its in google forever

A: Space Fuck?

B: no, FOXspace. FOX=MY for most americans.

A: Well as long I'm not cold.

B: Yes I'll give it a cold american thought

A: me too.

B: ...

PUNCH PEOPLE

YES to RETARD RIOT art of NOAH LYON!

I feel like this guy has more balls and creativity than most overrated artists. He's also one of the few artists I know in New York who can really draw.

One of my favorite clips DURKA DURKA JIHAD

Check out more of his creative and connected work at www.retardriot.com

COUNT/ TRY

I committed this song from Animaniacs to memory when I was a kid and it's still useful as a party trick and hair gel.

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Transylvania
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Liechtenstein
Malta
Palestine
Fiji
Australia
Sudan

* I'm sickly-freckly and this isn't my suicide note

BBC's THE POWER OF NIGHTMARES

Amazing documentary in 3 hours I found at Free Press International about the parallels between Fundamental Islamists and American Neo-conservatives, and how together they created a nightmare fantasy (Terror) in their struggle for ultimate power.


PART 1: Baby, It's Cold Outside.



PART 2: The Phantom Victory



PART 3: The Shadows in the Cave.

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3 Things in the News

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BOYS OTK ROOM

*-I'm Silky freckly and you have 20 seconds. (i have 24)

Im your final dancer.

!March ARMerica!
Back or Death Game!
Get under your Atomic Blankets!
and wrestle in Spandex!
stay warm In my Out

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Space Fuck

click on the flyer to read about Myspace cencorship.

click here to see slava's post on this.

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I have a license to SPILL