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Fr: Josh

Casual fisting
Politely smelling
Poppers

Oct 14, 2:30pm



Re: Brian

Judge Double
Facelift cop
doctor

Oct 14, 2:55pm



Fr: Josh

Rubber fist
Baby bumpers

Oct 14, 3:40pm



Re: Brian

Casual military
Fisting Casualty

Oct 15 10:34 pm



Fr: Josh

Sad sadistic
fisting fishes

Oct 15, 10:36pm



Re: Brian

Fishy City
Anal Oysters

Oct, 15 10:41pm



Fr: Josh

Syphillis
seriousness
ghonarrealness

Oct 16, 4:55pm



Fr: Josh

Casualties
resulting from
casual fisting
frustrates
frontal fighting
and forced the
fractilization
and foamentation
of fighting
between enemy
forces

Oct 21, 9:49pm



Re: Brian

clASSy cans of
cocky chicken
clASSicals up in
a corncave men
cornER for
cross-cuntry
cost cuts

Oct 24, 8:32pm



Fr: Josh

I love the
cuntry. Ill be
there on monday

Oct 24, 8:33pm

From Limb to Limb

Just for fun 24/7



Sex Object



Amputee Therapy



Two Heads are better than one!




Less Than Four but so much more!

Gangsta Dance Contest!

Who's the Boss? Watch and vote below.




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BLACK PETER WAZ HERE

Today I discovered that my comrade Black Peter, member of the tri-international SPUTNIK crew zombie congress, launched his own satellite into the blogsphere. It was so hot I linked all over the place. Seeing his new drawings aroused my own tendencies toward horny behaviors, and intimate radicalities.

SPUTNIK IN SPACE

Today is the 50th Anniversary of the launch of the world's first artificial satellite SPUTNIK. We've come a long way in 50 years. Our current (known) satellite count is now 24,972 with roughly 10% still in use. After we 'defeat' climate change, I'm sure our next big problem will be cleaning up the space landfills orbiting earth. I just hope that by the time another 50 years pass, I'll being to send myself into orbit. Maybe hit on hot guys on the Moon's 1/4 gravity nASSa nightclubs or ponder life watching the space station eject my piss in a frozen yellow spray after I flush. More importantly, who will be the first to send his/her coffin into deep space? And what new sports will we be watching in the 2058 Olympics? What will we have to wear if we wanna get involved in sports?



This is some really beautiful footage of SPUTNIK and its R-7 rocket.





*I'm Silky Freckly and YEEAAAHHH SPUTNIK..SMBKGA!!!!!