Brian: So Why do you enjoy Scuba Sex?
Scuba Man: Scuba equipment is a turn-on for me and water is sexy. I think people have a strong association between water and sex. Besides, bodies underwater look really great, nothing sags and there's no need to use any lube. Just imagine tight neoprene and heavy gear, fighting to breathe in a weightless underwater eternity... I'm always hard under water...
B: Sex underwater seems complicated. What's the best way to do it Scuba-style?
SM: Do it the same way the astronauts do, or just use your vaccuum cleaner.
B: Vacuum Cleaner?
SM: Well they don't call it a Hoover for nothing!
B: But how does this have to do with underwater Scuba sex?
SM: About as much as it does with a 'Wigger Broadcast'.
B: And the Wiggers want to know; How deep can you go with your Hoover?
SM: I'm more of a Flipper than a Hoover.
B: And how big is your flipper?
SM: Well lets just say there's more than one Titanic underwater.
B: What is your ultimate Underwater scuba fantasy?
SM: Being Sharked by the swordfish of a Navy Seal.